why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Adam Sandler.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Women's sports.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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