What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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