Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Someone told me about this website.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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