- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's white and sticky? Glue

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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