Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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maddie latino

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8=D

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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