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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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