- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Immigration Laws

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

womens rights.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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