- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

I walk into a bar...

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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