- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

It's all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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