Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Good job, son.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

there once was a frog with no leggs

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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