- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

who is really lanky? james cornish

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

You're a big fat monkey.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

The duck didn't cross the road.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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