- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A lot eh?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

read me write me

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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