- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are flowers.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Grace Ackerson

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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