- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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