- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

who is really lanky? james cornish

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You're a big fat monkey.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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