lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's half of 8? o

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Alchohol.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

read this sentence again.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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