- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Sarah Palin.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

I am quite mature.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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