Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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