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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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