Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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sadf

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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