What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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