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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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