Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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