- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Ross.

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