Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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The Princess is in another castle

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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No your aunties a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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