Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Oh s***

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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i dont fisish anythi

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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