- Anti Joke

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...