- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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