what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Your mom is not fat!

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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