Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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