- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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