- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Obama

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

your mom.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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