What is white and black and red all over.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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