- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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