- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Click here to end the world.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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