What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A bar walks into a man

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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