- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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