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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Pickles are powerful

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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