A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Urban ghettos

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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