Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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