How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Leave. Now.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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MAKE

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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