- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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