- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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