Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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