your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your biggest fan.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's clear and wet? water

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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