- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Im taking a shit right now.

gay people

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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