- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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