- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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