The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Cliterus

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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