raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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