What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

balls

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

ur an fagit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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