- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock open

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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