Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A dyslexic blind man

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's big and long? My dick.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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